Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian ... squaring off in divorce court -- only problem is ... Kris decided to play hooky. Now, the judge is PISSED! How will this affect the trial, and Kris' bank account? Plus, Kendall Jenner is heir apparent to take the Kardashian throne away from Kim -- which means another generation that benefits from the sex tape. And, DMX joins TMZ Live to grunt about blowing the roof off of Madison Square Garden ... and his love for sweeping and vacuuming.