Angus T. Jones is getting spiritual advice from a preacher who has some EXTREME theories about Jay-Z, President Obama ... and the world, in general. Hmm ... good idea for Angus to walk away from "Two and a Half Men" for that? Plus, Gabriel Aubry tells a completely different story about how Halle Berry's fiance Olivier Martinez destroyed his face -- but it's not enough to lift the order keeping him from seeing his daughter. Also, two porn stars -- Dana DeArmond and Bailey Blue -- stop by to crush a few myths about adult entertainers ... and a micro-pig owned by a former "Young and the Restless" star joins us to do some tricks (and bite Harvey).