Charlie Sheen and hotel debauchery go together like peanut butter and jelly -- but the warlock called in today to shoot down the rumor he trashed a Ritz-Carlton suite. You gotta hear what he says about boozing, and unveiling his new show ... "Anger Management." Plus, Quincy Jones rips Diddy ... claiming he lacks music skills. Well, Q is right! At least Charles thinks so -- but this one sparks a big debate. Also, Nora Ephron's movies were definitely romantic and funny, but we think they hurt more relationships than they helped. Don't believe it? We'll explain.