Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are finally divorced! Which is great news for everyone except Kris ... who just wasted a boatload of money for NOTHING. Plus, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez rendezvous in Norway -- we'll show you a key piece of evidence that shows the Biebs is still hung up on his ex. And, Tanning Mom calls in to talk about her topless photos and porn -- we think. Good luck translating whatever form of the English language she speaks.