Justin Bieber wasn't hanging with a hooker in that video that's blown up on YouTube -- instead he was the victim of a creepy houseguest ... according to JB's people. But isn't he still guilty of being way too naive around strangers? Plus, the war over Charlie Sheen's kids moves into a DCFS hearing room ... without Charlie. Will Brooke Mueller and Denise Richards be able to hammer out an agreement on their own? And, Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley rip the Obamacare website at the CMAs -- to raucous applause. Just an anti-Obama atmosphere ... and a screw-up we can all agree on?