Charlie Sheen's going all "Apocalypse Now" in the war over the care of his twin boys. He's ripping DCFS for going after him -- while Denise Richards is calling out Brooke Mueller for blocking therapy sessions for the kids. Who should Plus, Michael Moore dives into a question no one seems to know the answer to -- why do Americans go on so many shooting sprees ... while all the other gun-toting countries don't? And, ex "Teen Mom" Amber Portwood gets out of prison -- and before she sees her daughter ... she stopped for a big, fat, juicy burger. Are her priorities outta whack, or is it understandable?