Anderson Cooper deserves serious props for absolutely crushing England's so-called "Barbie Mom" -- and we LOVE the way he did it. But it leads to a great question: why don't more talk show hosts do this?? Plus, Situation claims he never had an alcohol problem -- and he's ready to start boozing again on "Jersey Shore." Smell like a disaster to you? Also, rapper 2 Chainz -- arrested by TSA for flashing a 4-finger ring! Umm ... things are about to get all racial up in this newsroom.