Lindsay Lohan's latest misfortune would make the best "Storage Wars" episode ever -- we'll tell you about the embarrassing items she's about to lose to the highest bidder. Plus, Amanda Seyfried in effect tells Anne Hathaway not to get her panties in a bunch over the crotch shots. And, Kris and Bruce Jenner are NOT getting a divorce ... despite yet another report to the contrary. Mike -- our Kardashian guru -- guides us through the BS.