Lindsay Lohan might not be thrilled her dad, Michael Lohan is having a baby with Kate Major -- especially because she had a restraining order against him! But Michael joined us today to explain why there was nothing illegal about his baby-making hook-up session Plus, President Obama or George Clooney -- who'd ya rather ... hang with for a weekend? The White House is awesome, but Clooney's got Lake Como. Charles makes his pick, and Harvey is appalled! Also, Suri Cruise in tears over the puppy she couldn't get -- and it could be a bad sign of what's to come now that Tom and Katie are divorcing. It's Parenting 101 ... TMZ style!