Barbara Walters latest interview with President Obama means one of two things -- she's either about to retire ... or was full of it when she told Obama last year that she only needed "one more interview" with him before she called it quits. Plus, Brooke Mueller declares war on Charlie Sheen ... and their kids may be the losers. And, legendary rapper Too Short earns his J-Card (Jew Card) -- by laying down a Hanukkah track for us just in time for holidays. Altogether now ... Judah MaccaBIATCH!!!