Too Short's attempted getaway from cops lasted just long enough for someone to capture it on video ... and we've got the hysterical clip -- which makes you wonder why Short even tried to run? You gotta hear his excuse. Plus, "Veronica Mars" fans pulled together more than $3 MILLION to fund a movie version of the TV show -- and now creator Rob Thomas joins us to talk script, surprise guest stars ... and if Kristen Bell's ready to work low budget. Also ... why Lindsay Lohan's "lock down" rehab sentence could turn into a jail sentence ... real quick!