Bruce and Kris Jenner swear they're getting along just fine -- and that this is the sweetest separation in history -- but we know, from well placed family sources, what's really going on ... and if they're headed for divorce. Plus, Britney Spears calls gays "adorable" and "hilarious" -- some people are pissed because she's equating them to fun accessories ... and thinks she's treading in Paula Deen territory. And, Coolio drops in to cook some college kids dinner and sing a few songs -- they join us to explain how the hell such a random night came about.