Model Maggie Rizer's golden retriever died during a cross-country flight -- which is sad enough -- but what really doesn't add up is United Airlines' response. Maggie called in to explain why she's on a crusade against the airline ... and it ain't about money. Plus, Kanye West's sex tape confession! He's one-upped his GF -- but there's one big difference between his TWO sex tapes ... and Kim Kardashian's XXX action. Besides the obvious. Also, Fiona Apple made a bizarre challenge to the officers who busted her for drugs in Texas -- and now one of 'em joins us to fire back at Fiona!