Joan Rivers is the "white Rosa Parks" ... so says Joan Rivers. She calls in to talk about her insane, hilarious, and GENIUS protest against Costco for banning her book -- and how she turned the company's censorship into a lucrative publicity stunt. And, Kanye West calls Kim Kardashian the "perfect bitch" -- causing the newsroom to bitch about whether it's ever okay to calls a woman the b-word. (Get ready to hear the word bitch a lot.) Plus, Randy Travis' gnarly, naked DWI arrest.