Angus T. Jones calling "Two and a Half Men" a load of "filth" is a drop in the bucket compared to Charlie Sheen's epic meltdown -- so says CBS CEO Les Moonves. Plus, New York Yankees star Derek Jeter is not fat and out of shape -- a new photo of the svelte short stop helps Charles redeem his favorite athlete. And, 'Crazy' Tony from 'Honey Boo Boo' calls in to explain that he was NOT drunk during his gorilla suit arrest -- and says if cops don't give him back the costume ... he'll be forced scare cars while dressed like a clown.