Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have been separated for almost a year now -- and yet, they're no closer to getting divorced. Rumors are flying about money wars ... but we know what's really holding up the split. Plus, Kris Jenner joins us and reveals insane details from the anonymous report that led to Child Protective Services showing up at her house to check on Kendall and Kylie. Also, most people think Denzel Washington would be the best big screen Jesus -- so we're wondering ... was JC white or black? Actually, only Harvey's wondering. Charles is pretty sure already.