Seal needs to make up his mind -- he tells our cameraman Heidi Klum started banging their bodyguard BEFORE they got separated, then swears he misspoke. At the very least, it's time to get some new protection. Plus, Kanye West breaks the fourth wall, asking his fans if it's okay to call women bitches in his rap songs. DJ Quik joins to weigh in -- telling us, the b-word is fine with him ... even when referring to his own sisters. And, Prince Harry isn't the only royal flashing his balls.