No doubt, Mel Gibson sounds like a raving crazy man on that Joe Eszterhas' secret recording ... but what's NOT recorded is almost as interesting -- and it could affect the lawsuit Mel is threatening to file against Eszterhas. Plus, Lindsay Lohan's father tells us how Lilo got into yet ANOTHER nightclub fight -- and explains why he can't keep her out of bars! Also, Michael Clarke Duncan and Omarosa drop by for a heated debate about ... Kim Kardashian for mayor! You gotta see Michael's hysterical stripper theory.