Singer Trey Songz got busted in NYC ... for making it rain in a strip club?!! It really happened -- he was booked for assaulting a woman with a stack of cash -- but we can't figure out why. Isn't that what gentlemen do in a gentleman's club??? Plus, Justin Bieber unloaded his prized hamster on a fan in Atlanta -- and everyone's wondering (well, we are) ... what happened to the furry little guy, and WHY JB dumped him so spontaneously? PAC's new owner joined us to explain. And breaking news on a breaking penis. Sooo wish we were kidding, but we're not. You gotta hear how MMA fighter Ray Elbe suffered this horrific injury -- and see how every guy in our office reacted to the news. Damn.