Rap legend Too Short got hauled in for a DUI -- which is not funny -- but the way he got arrested, according to cops, is pretty hysterical. How he allegedly screwed up ... besides the obvious. Plus, Katherine Webb's reality TV debut on ABC was pretty heavy on the T&A. Didn't the network go out of its way to apologize for that kinda thing? Harvey gets totally infuriated by the hypocrisy. And, WWE superstar Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters calls in to explain his superhero-like rescue of his mother from a burning house.