John Mayer's showdown with Charlie Sheen's BFF ... over fake Rolexes -- just got really interesting. Did Mayer put out a public plea for what he referred to as "counterfeit" Rollies? That's what the watch dealer's claiming ... and now Charlie's going on the attack too. Plus, Chris Brown might have found a giant loophole to get him out of jail ... and quick. All it's gonna take is a giant stack of money to the alleged assault victim in D.C. And, someone was brave enough to steal from Hulk Hogan -- and judging from the surveillance video ... it was a older lady. Hulk joins us to explain what he's doing to nab her.