Simon Cowell could have a baby on the way -- but the big question is: did he break the bro-code by knocking up his friend's ex-wife? Of course he did! Now, we just have to convince Harvey. Plus, U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir joined us to talk about the next Olympic games being held in Russia ... where you can be arrested for being gay or just supporting gay rights. Is a boycott the right response? Johnny's answer might surprise you. Also, Harv and Charles are the dumbest, meanest and worst everything ... if you believe the hate mail they had to read! You gotta hear the most soul-crushing (aka best) comments of the week.