Lindsay Lohan blatantly lies to cops about her latest car crash -- and now she could face jail time for an otherwise harmless accident (minus the totaled Porsche). What on Earth was she thinking? Plus, Deena Cortese is desperately trying to fill Snooki's drunken shoes on "Jersey Shore" -- by getting arrested for causing havoc in Seaside. We'll show you how the cast members have turned into a live circus act. And, Kim Kardashian buys Kanye West -- her boyfriend of barely three months -- a $750,000 car for his birthday. You know who never got a gift that expensive? Kris Humphries ... the guy to whom she was MARRIED.