Clinton Portis instantly got blasted for wearing some extremely tight pants on TV -- and says he doesn't care if people call him gay. But are these pants really the statement anyone ... gay or straight ... wants to make? Plus, Deion Sanders retired from football, but says he's still got game in the rap arena -- we all remember "Must Be the Money." Well we're gonna put Prime to the test? And everyone's buzzing about Phil Jackson going to the Knicks ... everyone but Charles Barkley, that is. Is Chuck right that even Phil can't save NY?