Evelyn Lozada filed for divorce from Chad Johnson today -- a mere 41 days after their marriage ... and 3 days after his arrest for domestic battery. Chad's finally apologizing, but will it be enough? We have details from Evelyn's camp. Plus, V.P. candidate Paul Ryan is about to put our theory to the test -- that looks matter way more than actual issues. And wait till you see how the theory stacks up in every Presidential election since JFK. Also, Phoenix Mayor Greg Stanton calls in ... fresh off his brutal pickup game with some WNBA players -- busted nose and all!