Lindsay Lohan's finally picked a rehab facility for her 90-day sentence -- and it's in the perfect location ... for someone looking to sneak out for a party! Wise move on LiLo's part? Plus, MTV cancels "Buckwild" -- so Charleston Mayor Danny Jones calls in to express his glee ... and explain why West Virginia isn't the hillbilly haven it's made out to be. And, Farrah Abraham finally admits she shot a porn scene -- Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch tells us how much it's worth ... and how crazy Farrah gets down on camera.