Reese Witherspoon had an epic arrest ... whipping out her "I'm a celebrity card" for officers in Atlanta. But something her team did after the fact ... compounded the problem. Plus, Farrah Abraham brings her dad AND daughter to Vivid Entertainment to hammer out a deal for her porn tape -- her father joins us to explain how he did it without throwing up. And, The (remaining) Beatles or The Rolling Stones -- who'd you rather ... bump into?