Two and a Half Men" DESTROYED "Dancing with the Stars" in the ratings -- so how exactly did Ashton Kutcher's naked debut manage to overshadow ABC's new crop of controversial characters? Plus, Ex-'Men' star Charlie Sheen hits the JACKPOT in his settlement with Warner Bros. ... so what do you think his ex Brooke Mueller did to celebrate? And, who do you think is telling the truth about Taylor Armstrong's black and blue photos -- her ... or Russell Armstrong's family?