Tom Cruise's neighbor paid a pretty high price for a night of boozing -- zapped by a Taser, handcuffed, and arrested for trespassing on TC's property. Was it really just a drunken stupor gone wrong? We think a few parts of Jason Sullivan's story don't add up. Plus, we broke the story ... Lil Wayne's gonna be a no-show in court. Besides screwing up his own lawsuit against Quincy Jones III -- this move could say a lot about Weezy''s health ... especially after last week's hospital stay. Also, the one thing Lindsay Lohan will NEVER be -- a weather chick! We'll try to make sense of the dumbest thing anyone's said about Hurricane Sandy. This might hurt a little.