Lindsay Lohan's calling in sick for her (latest) big day in court -- yet she's plenty healthy for shopping sprees. Will the judge accept her excuse ... or drop the hammer gavel on LiLo? Plus, "Dazed and Confused" actor Jason London allegedly craps his pants during an insane arrest -- and his mug shot in an instant Hall-of-Shamer. And, Oprah's interview with Whitney Houston's mom ignites the biggest war in TMZ Live history -- when Charles and Evan pull out the big guns to prove Harvey wrong once-and-for-all!