Lindsay Lohan and Michael Lohan ... on the verge of full-scale war! She wants legal protection from her father, and he wants her under a conservatorship. He wants her in rehab, but she says she's sober. And most shocking ... for once, some people are actually siding with Michael. We'll explain why. Plus, Donald Trump calls in to talk about his bombshell President Obama news -- he says it's so huge ... it could change the whole election. And ... Christina Aguilera's $3 million offer -- to become the face (and more) of a dating site for plus-sized ladies. Sweet deal ... or offensive offer?