Kate Upton's the hottest thing in modeling right now -- but her critics (some here at TMZ) think she better enjoy the ride while she can ... 'cause her body isn't built for long term success! Plus, Lisa Lampanelli calls in about Adam Carolla's claim that women just aren't funny. Her rebuttal is ... well, hysterical. Even for a woman. Also, Halle Berry's ex, Gabriel Aubry, is the new KFed -- she's been ordered to pay him $20,000 p