Just because you canceled that trip to Italy this year -- thanks again, 'rona -- doesn't mean you can't pick up the language, or any other one you want ... hear us out, we gotcha.

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Once the locals know you're down with the lingo, it'll open up a whole new chapter to your adventure overseas. And, it's all thanks to Rosetta Stone's speech-recognition tool that tweaks your accent to damn near perfection.

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