You can't paint the town red these days -- coronavirus and all, of course -- but you could paint the walls of your home ... and with our help, it won't look like a total amateur job.

Yes, we're handing you the keys to the castle (or brush to the canvas, in this case) with the Ultimate Creative Arts Bundle: Learn to Paint & Draw -- which, for just $35, will teach you all the tricks of the trade in broad strokes. That's a pun, people ... intended, indeed!

Nah, but seriously ... in just 18 hours, your brushstrokes will make a painting that makes actual sense to the common viewer, because you'll learn actual technique -- beyond what you picked up in kindergarten and arts and crafts classes throughout your childhood.

But, the fun doesn't stop there! You'll learn how to handle a brush like a pro with more than just one type of paint, from watercolors to oil, and even how to create still life, landscapes and realistic images using whichever paint you prefer. And, don't think we've forgotten about the trusty old paper and pencil pastime -- this course goes through that too, and then some.