Every time Drake opens his mouth during the NBA Finals, he's contributing to Too Short's new rap song ... so says Short Dog himself.
See, Too Short is a hardcore Golden State Warriors fan (Oakland!!), so when we saw him at Bootsy Bellows in L.A. (hanging with Jimmy O. Yang!) we asked how he plans to deal with Drake, whose Raptors fandom has been driving people crazy.
"We've had a meeting about this," Short tells TMZ Sports.
"What we're gonna do is, we're gonna watch Drake. We're gonna record every little bit of tape of Drake [during the NBA Finals]. Every word he says, we're gonna make a song with those words."
It's not a bad idea ... considering everything Drake touches turns platinum nowadays. As for the title for the project??
"It's gonna be called 'Drake Losing to the Warriors.'"
Yeah, the title could probably use some work -- but the idea is pretty solid!
By the way, Too Short and Drake are good friends -- in fact, Drake even paid homage to Short in the DJ Khaled track "For Free."
Still, gotta respect a quality troll job!