Bullseye the Target Dog is livin' the dream ... and just can't relate to that poor Colombian police dog that has a bullseye on her head because she can sniff out cocaine better than any other pooch.
We saw the famous mascot at LAX Thursday and wondered what Bullseye's handler thought about the German Shepherd that was taken off the cocaine beat after a $70k bounty was put on her head.
Bullseye the Target Dog can't relate ... since he's living in the lap of luxury -- literally.