Turns out, stocking a "f*ckin' insane" amount of condoms did NOT lead to a ton of action inside the Olympic village -- so says Canadian snowboarder Mark McMorris.
You know the deal -- over 2,000 hot, young athletes in an enclosed space and over 110,000 rubbers to strap up. So ... the Pyeongchang bangin' had to be next level, right?!
Not according to McMorris -- and he told TMZ Sports why not when we got him back at LAX.
"It's a 'dry village,' if you will -- no alcohol ... thus rendering us 'dry' all around."
Nice, Mark. Nice.
On the plus side, MM did bag a bronze medal in Slopestyle ... and a dope gift courtesy of a smokin' snowboarder.