"Black-ish" star Deon Cole has the Midas touch -- he just flew on United from Chicago and lived to talk laugh about it.
The actor was out in Bev Hills Tuesday when our photog asked about United's epic fail.
Deon confessed he had just flown from Chi-town to L.A. and the experience was "stressful as hell."
As for how he was treated ... let's just say, Deon's hysterical!